A PERSON visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested “I am looking for a spouse. Please help me find a suitable one.”
The SDU officer said, “Your requirements, please”.
“Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable,
good in singing and dancing, willing to accompany me the whole day at home
during my leisure hour, if I don’t go out. Telling me interesting stories when
I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.”
The officer listened carefully and replied, “I understand
you need television”.
There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found
between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the
faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the
wife.
Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and
dream of a perpetual, perfect relationship.
Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they
wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.
By: Ebo Whyte
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